Most People Don't Realize This,

It's Hard For A Man To Turn Down Sex... If They Chase Us, We Can't Run That Fast.

Women Can Have All The Evidence But They Still Want The Confession.

A Comedian Has To Live In His Head. All This Comedy Comes From A Lonely Place. When You're Surrounded By An Entourage, You're Not Living In Your Head.

So, To Say Barack Obama Is Progress Is Saying That He's The First Black Person That Is Qualified To Be President. That's Not Black Progress. That's White Progress.

Two Hours Of Sparkling Entertainment Spread Out Over A Four-hour Show.