George Bush Hates Midgets.

Whenever I Go Out With Other Married Couples, I Like To Bring Along A Single Crackhead. Just To Spice Things Up.

You Know What Ged Stands For? Good Enough Diploma.

You Can't Be Happy That Fire Cooks Your Food And Be Mad It Burns Your Fingertips.

When You're Doing A Big-budget Movie And You're Four On The Call Sheet, You've Got A Lot Of Free Time.

I Love My Life, But I Don't Think I'm Any Happier Than My Younger Brother Andre, Who Drives A Garbage Truck.