Most Of The Laugh Tracks

After You Hear Even The Shortest Great Story, It Should Fill You With A Little Bit Of Fear.

Every Day: Wear Sunblock. Cover Your Gray. Do Not Go Insane. Eat Less Fats And Sugars. Do More Sit-ups. Don’t Start Forgetting Stuff. Trim The Hair In Your Ears. Take Calcium. Moisturize. Every Day. Freeze In Time To Stay In One Place Forever. Do Not Get Frigging Old.

Your Birth Is A Mistake You'll Spend Your Whole Life Trying To Correct.

I Spent My Life Attacking Everything Because I Was Too Afraid To Risk Creating Anything.

We All Have Some Proper Noun To Blame.