Most Comedians I Know Are

The Universe Is Based On Sullen Entropy; It Falls Apart As It Goes On

I Don't Really Have The Gift Of The Sustained Narrative That You Need To Write A Book. I've Tried A Couple Of Times, And It Just Doesn't Work. But I Get Some Good Passages, So What I'm Going To Do Is Just Take Sections Out Of Them.

If I Played Just One Song From Every Album, I Would Be Onstage For Two And A Half Hours. No One Wants A Show That Long.

In This World Of Doubt, One Thing Is Certain For Me; That I Will Go On Writing Songs Up To And - I Hope, Through Heavenly Means Or Diabolical - Beyond The Day I Die.

Most Songs Are Somewhere Between Love And Death, And Mine Are No Exception.