Most Comedians I Know Are

Comedy Is What Happens When You Cross The Dateline From The Unbearable. Things Become So Unbearable They Become A Joke.

Just As With A Guitar, You Can Improvise A Guitar Solo, And They'd Probably Be Similar Each Time, But They Won't Be Exactly The Same. With The Word, It's Probably A Bit Freer Than That. I Probably Repeat Myself More Musically Than I Do Verbally.

Most Comedians I Know Are Quite Serious, Anxious People Who Find Life Rather Difficult. As A Consequence, They Make People Laugh.

An Un-named Song Is Like An Un-named Child, It Has No Identity.

The Band Is Like A Vintage Car. You Take It Out To Go For A Spin For A Couple Miles, But You Wouldn't Drive Across The Country.