Money And Women. They're Two

How Old Would You Be If You Didn't Know How Old You Are?

If You Tell A Lie, Always Rehearse It. If It Don't Sound Good To You, It Won't Sound Good To Anybody.

Avoid Fried Foods, Which Angry Up The Blood.

If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down And Pacify It With Cool Thoughts.

Baseball Is The Most Perfect Of Games, Solid, True, Pure And Precious As Diamonds. If Only Life Were So Simple. Within The Baselines Anything Can Happen. Tides Can Reverse; Oceans Can Open. That's Why They Say, We Don't Stop Playing Because We Get Old. We Get Old Because We Stop Playing.