Modesty: The Gentle Art Of

Children, Behold The Chimpanzee: He Sits On The Ancestral Tree From Which We Sprang In Ages Gone.

Actresses Will Happen In The Best Regulated Families.

A Kiss Is A Course Of Procedure Cunningly Devised, For The Mutual Stopage Of Speech At A Moment When Words Are Superfluous.

Gather Kittens While You May, Time Brings Only Sorrow; And The Kittens Of Today; Will Be Old Cats Tomorrow.

Bigamy Is One Way Of Avoiding The Painful Publicity Of Divorce And The Expense Of Alimony.