A Woman's Mind Is Cleaner

Darling: The Popular Form Of Address Used In Speaking To A Member Of The Opposite Sex Whose Name You Cannot At The Moment Remember.

Gather Kittens While You May, Time Brings Only Sorrow; And The Kittens Of Today; Will Be Old Cats Tomorrow.

A Pest Is A Person Who Can Talk Like An Encyclopedia, And Does.

I Would Like To Throw An Egg Into An Electric Fan.

Song Is The Licensed Medium For Bawling In Public Things Too Silly Or Sacred To Be Uttered In Ordinary Speech.