Diplomacy: Lying In State.

A Man Must Love A Thing Very Much If He Not Only Practices It Without Any Hope Of Fame And Money, But Even... Without Any Hope Of Doing It Well.

Tact Is To Lie About Others As You Would Have Them Lie About You.

A Kiss Is A Course Of Procedure Cunningly Devised, For The Mutual Stopage Of Speech At A Moment When Words Are Superfluous.

Song Is The Licensed Medium For Bawling In Public Things Too Silly Or Sacred To Be Uttered In Ordinary Speech.

Modesty: The Gentle Art Of Enhancing Your Charm By Pretending Not To Be Aware Of It.