Modern Paintings Are Like Women,

I Always Knew I Was A Star And Now, The Rest Of The World Seems To Agree With Me.

In The Early Days, We Just Wore Black Onstage. Very Bold, My Dear. Then We Introduced White, For Variety, And It Simply Grew And Grew.

You Can Have Everything In The World And Still Be The Loneliest Man. And That Is The Most Bitter Type Of Loneliness, Success Has Brought Me World Idolisation And Millions Of Pounds. But It's Prevented Me From Having The One Thing We All Need: A Loving, Ongoing Relationship.

If I Didn't Do This Well, I Just Wouldn't Have Anything To Do... I Can't Cook, And I'd Be A Terrible Housewife.

Modern Paintings Are Like Women, You'll Never Enjoy Them If You Try To Understand Them.