Modern Dancing Is Old Fashioned.

Please Write Music Like Wagner, Only Louder.

Let's Bring It Up To Date With Some Snappy Nineteenth Century Dialogue.

When Told A Script Was Full Of Old Cliches: Let's Have Some New Cliches.

Why Should People Go Out And Pay Money To See Bad Films When They Can Stay At Home And See Bad Television For Nothing?

Every Director Bites The Hand That Lays The Golden Egg.