Gentlemen, Listen To Me Slowly.

I Read Part Of It All The Way Through.

Television Has Raised Writing To A New Low.

I'd Hire The Devil Himself As A Writer If He Gave Me A Good Story.

Color Television! Bah, I Won't Believe It Until I See It In Black And White.

Gentlemen, I Want You To Know That I Am Not Always Right, But I Am Never Wrong.