Misquotation Is The Pride And

When People Are Old Enough To Know Better They Are Old Enough To Do Worse.

Misquotations Are The Only Quotations That Are Never Misquoted.

The English Public Doesn't Really Like Shakespeare; It Prefers Football.

Misquotation Is, In Fact, The Pride And Privilege Of The Learned. A Widely- Read Man Never Quotes Accurately, For The Rather Obvious Reason That He Has Read Too Widely.

Fate Stalks Us With Depressing Monotony From Womb To Tomb, And, When We Are Least Expecting It, Deals Us A Series Of Crushing Blows From Behind.