Misquotation Is The Pride And

Do You Believe In God? Perhaps You Aren't Old Enough. The Reason Old People Believe In God Is Because They've Given Up Believing In Anything Else, And One Can't Exist Without Faith In Something.... God Is A Sort Of Burglar. As A Young Man You Knock Him Down; As An Old Man, You Try To Conciliate Him Because He May Knock You Down. Moral: Don't Grow Old.

Misquotations Are The Only Quotations That Are Never Misquoted.

There Is No Stronger Craving In The World Than That Of The Rich For Titles, Except That Of The Titled For Riches.

When People Are Old Enough To Know Better They Are Old Enough To Do Worse.

[d]on't Grow Old. With Age Comes Caution, Which Is Another Name For Cowardice.... Whatever Else You Do In Life, Don't Cultivate A Conscience. Without A Conscience A Man May Never Be Said To Grow Old. This Is An Age Of Very Old Young Men.