There Is No Stronger Craving

I Am Inclined To Think That One's Education Has Been In Vain If One Fails To Learn That Most Schoolmasters Are Idiots.

The English Public Doesn't Really Like Shakespeare; It Prefers Football.

Misquotations Are The Only Quotations That Are Never Misquoted.

When People Are Old Enough To Know Better They Are Old Enough To Do Worse.

A Man's Character Never Changes Radically From Youth To Old Age. What Happens Is That Circumstances Bring Out Characteristics Which Have Not Been Obvious To The Superficial Observer.