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The Machinery Of Government Is A Vast Series Of Interlocking Hierarchies Riddled Through And Through With Incompetence.

Equal Opportunity Means Everyone Will Have A Fair Chance At Being Incompetent.

It Usually Takes Two People To Make One Of Them Angry.

Work Is Accomplished By Those Employees Who Have Not Yet Reached Their Level Of Incompetence.

An Economist Is An Expert Who Will Know Tomorrow Why The Things He Predicted Yesterday Didn't Happen Today.