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We Are Members Of A Strange Species That Devotes Its Energies To Climbing The Ladder Of Success In Order To Make Money To Buy Things We Don't Like.

A Bore Is A Person Who Lights Up The Room Simply By Leaving It.

Before Publishers' Blurbs Were Invented, Authors Had To Make Their Reputations By Writing.

The Man Who Is Always Waving The Flag Usually Waives What It Stands For.

Television Has Changed The American Child From An Irresistable Force To An Immovable Object.