It Usually Takes Two People

In A Hierarchy Every Employee Tends To Rise To His Level Of Incompetence ... In Time Every Post Tends To Be Occupied By An Employee Who Is Incompetent To Carry Out Its Duties ... Work Is Accomplished By Those Employees Who Have Not Yet Reached Their Level Of Incompetence.

We Are Members Of A Strange Species That Devotes Its Energies To Climbing The Ladder Of Success In Order To Make Money To Buy Things We Don't Like.

Scientists Are Still Trying To Produce Life In The Laboratory, But It Shouldn't Be Difficult If The Laboratory Assistant Is Pretty And Willing.

An Optimist Expects His Dreams To Come True; A Pessimist Expects His Nightmares To.

Men Now Monopolize The Upper Levels... Depriving Women Of Their Rightful Share Of Opportunities For Incompetence.