Middle Age Is When Anything

Television Has Changed The American Child From An Irresistable Force To An Immovable Object.

Noblest Of All Dogs Is The Hot-dog; It Feeds The Hand That Bites It.

I Inherited My Ability From Both Parents; My Mother's Ability For Spending Money, And My Father's Ability For Not Earning It.

Ignorance Once Dispelled Is Difficult To Reestablish.

Education Is A Method Whereby One Acquires A Higher Grade Of Prejudices.