Met A Girl The Other

If I Ever Die, I Want It To Be Cause I Got Hit By A Car Saving A Kid.

Sundays Are A Good Day To Look At The Limitless Possibilities Of The Week Ahead. The Key Is To Prolong That Feeling By Not Reading The News.

When You Have A Good Time There Is No Time.

The Nature Of Comedy Is 'just Do It.' But I Think What's Interesting About It Is This Joke Has Been Around And Why. And It's Just Saying What's Wrong And How Wrong Can You Be If You Say It.

I Wouldn't Hurt A Flea. I'd Finger A Spider Though.