Background Image

Men Who Consistently Leave The Toilet Seat Up Secretly Want Women To Get Up To Go The Bathroom In The Middle Of The Night And Fall In.

-Rita Rudner

Please Wait....
Translating....

Men Who Consistently Leave The

Rita Rudner

Men Who Consistently Leave The Toilet Seat Up Secretly Want Women To Get Up To Go The Bathroom In The Middle Of The Night And Fall In.

Views: 62113

Topic

More From Rita Rudner

The Older Theory Was, Marry An Older Man Because They're More Mature. But The New Theory Is Men Don't Mature. Marry A Younger One.

Men Are Sensitive In Strange Ways. If A Man Has Built A Fire And The Last Log Does Not Burn, He Will Take It Personally.

The Time You Spend Grieving Over A Man Should Never Exceed The Amount Of Time You Actually Spent With Him

Human Nature Is Largely Something That Has To Be Overcome.

I Just Don't Get Cats. To Me, They're A Waste Of Fur.

Trending Author

T. Boone Pickens

Frederick Reines

Christine Gregoire

Category