Men Should Be Like Kleenex,

I Can Trust My Friends... These People Force Me To Examine Myself, Encourage Me To Grow.

Yes, It's A Man's World, But That's All Right Because They're Making A Total Mess Of It. We're Chipping Away At Their Control, Taking The Parts We Want. Some Women Think It's A Difficult Task, But It's Not.

Gay Guys Like A Certain Kind Of Woman. They Like A Flamboyant Woman That's Broken. They Like A Balls-to-the-wall Woman, Motherly But Not; Sexual But Not. Gay Guys Are Like This: They Either Love You Or They Don't Even Know You're On The Planet. Once You Have Them, You Have Them.

Christian Said He'd Call The Next Day, But In Boy Time That Meant Thursday.

It’s Not Necessary, In Order To Be A Complete Person, That I Have A Man. It’s Not The End-all, Be-all Of My Life.