Men Should Be Like Kleenex,

I'm Going To Die Wearing The Same Things That I Love Wearing. I'm Going To Wear My Jeans. I'm Going To Wear Wifebeaters. I'm Going To Wear My Leather Jacket. I Don't Care. As Long As I Can Look Good In It, And Feel Comfortable In It, Then I'm Going To Do It.

Women Have To Harness Their Power - It's Absolutely True. It's Just Learning Not To Take The First 'no.' And If You Can't Go Straight Ahead, You Go Around The Corner.

So Okay, I Don't Want To Be A Traitor To My Generation And All, But I Don't Get How Guys Dress Today. I Mean, Come On, It Looks Like They Just Fell Out Of Bed And Put On Some Baggy Pants And Take Their Greasy Hair-ew!-and Cover It Up With A Backwards Cap And Like, We're Expected To Swoon? I Don't Think So.

I Wouldn't Give Myself Any Advice, Because Advice Is Kinda Bullshit. Take A Deep Breath And Don't Take Any Of It Too Seriously.

I've Had So Many Rebirths, I Should Come With My Own Midwife By Now.