I Am Never Offended When

There's Not Someone Who Tells You How Adorable You Are And Rubs Your Head And Goes Into A Crowded Press Conference And Stands At The Back And Winks At You So That You Think, 'i Can Get Through This.'

Meryl Streep Is An Acting Machine In The Same Sense That A Shark Is A Killing Machine.

Everyone's Got To Have A Dream... It's Not Reaching Your Dream That Counts. It's Going Toward Them.

I'm Going To Have Wrinkles Really Soon

So Okay, I Don't Want To Be A Traitor To My Generation And All, But I Don't Get How Guys Dress Today. I Mean, Come On, It Looks Like They Just Fell Out Of Bed And Put On Some Baggy Pants And Take Their Greasy Hair-ew!-and Cover It Up With A Backwards Cap And Like, We're Expected To Swoon? I Don't Think So.