I Am Never Offended When

I Know I'm Not Supposed To Have Any Opinions About Politics, Because I'm Famous.

I Am Never Offended When I See The Drag-queens Dressed Up Like Me.

It's My Body And If I Want To Do It Like Michael Jackson, I Will. My Nose Bothered Me For A Long Time. Now It's Smaller And I'm Happy. If I Wanna Put My Tits On My Back, They're Mine!

Someone Once Said "the Only Thing That Will Be Left After A Nuclear Holocaust Is Cher And Cockroaches." I Think That's Funny, Because, You Know, I Am A Survivor. If I Am Anything, That's What I Am.

I Think That The Longer I Look Good, The Better Gay Men Feel.