Men Like To Squash You.

They've Got Great Parents; I'm Just Trying To Be The Fun Uncle.

I Don't Believe In Jesus Or God. But I Do Believe That Fundamentalists In Religion Or Anything Else Are Bad, And That They Have More Hate Than Love.

Some People Say My Humor Focuses Too Much On Stereotypes. It Doesn't. It Focuses On Facts.

Your Inability To See Yourself Clearly Is What's Keeping You Alive.

Letting Your Freak Flag Fly Is Something, No Matter Who You Are, That Takes Great Bravery, Straight Up.