Men Date. Women Have Relationships.

Where's My Tax Form? Where's The File That's Supposed To Hold My W-2 Form And Interest Statement? Where's The Mileage Log I Specifically Asked Be Kept Last Year?? Where's The Monthly Check Summary? And Who's Been Stuffing Visa Receipts In The Aluminum Foil Drawer??!! How Embarrassing. I'm Surrounded By Idiots And I'm The Only One In The Office.

I'm Married, Which Means That Instead Of Occasionally Wondering About Men From Afar, I Actually Live With One And Can Be Constantly Astounded By The Strange Male Brain.

When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone In The Eye.

The Story Of A Mother's Life: Trapped Between A Scream And A Hug.

The Relationship Between Cathy And Mom In The Strip Is The One Relationship Drawn From Real Life That I Have Proudly Never Even Tried To Disguise.