Men Are Pigs. Too Bad

Nothing's As Easy As It Is On A Sitcom. Issues That We Take Care Of In 20 Minutes On The Show Can Stretch Out Over Years In Real Families.

When Somebody Tells You They're Not Very Smart, They're Saying Exactly The Opposite.

They Say You Only Go Around Once, But With A Muscle Car You Can Go Around Two Or Three Times.

Women Are Like Cars: We All Want A Ferrari, Sometimes Want A Pickup Truck, And End Up With A Station Wagon.

If You Don't Decide Where You're Going, Life Will Decide For You.