Me And My Dad Used

I Like Southern Girls. They Talk So Slow That By The Time They Say No, I Made It Already.

I Tell Ya, Sex Is Getting Harder All The Time. Me And My Wife Were Trying To Have Sex For Hours Last Night And I Finally Gave Up. I Asked Her, "what, You Can't Think Of Anybody Either?"

This Morning When I Put On My Underwear I Could Hear The Fruit-of-the-loom Guys Laughing At Me.

My Wife Gives Good Headache.

I'm A Bisexual; I Get It Maybe Twice A Year.