Me And My Dad Used

I Went To A Massage Parlor, It Was Self Service.

I Bought A New Japanese Car, I Turned On The Radio ... I Don't Understand A Word They're Saying.

I Told My Dentist I Want A Tooth To Match The Others. He Gave My One With Four Cavities.

I Tell Ya When I Fly, I Don't Get No Respect. I Took One Of Those Cheap Flights, No Frills. I Finished Eatin' And Had To Do The Dishes.

My Wife Is So Fat That The Last Time I Saw Something That Big It Was Grazing.