Me And My Dad Used

When I Played In The Sandbox, The Cat Kept Covering Me Up.

I Once Had A Problem ... So I Tried Group Sex. Now I Have A New Problem - Who To Thank.

I Once Went Out With This Wild Girl. She Made French Toast And Got Her Tongue Caught In The Toaster.

With My Wife I Don't Get No Respect. I Made A Toast On Her Birthday To 'the Best Woman A Man Ever Had.' The Waiter Joined Me.

Every Time I Get In An Elevator, The Operator Says The Same Thing To Me: 'basement?'