I Once Went Out With

I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I Wasn't A Boy...i'd Have Nothing To Play With.

When I Played In The Sandbox, The Cat Kept Covering Me Up.

You Wanna Have Laughs? Do What I Do. When I Go Through A Tollbooth, I Keep Going. I Tell The Guy, The Car Behind Me Is Paying For Two.

My Family Was A Bunch Of Drunks. When I Was Six I Came Up Missing, They Put My Picture On A Bottle Of Scotch.

I Was A Poster Child... For Birth Control!