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When I Come Out And Sing The First Few Bars Of Bill Bailey, It's Very Exciting

I Am Now A Turtle. Virtually Everything I Own Is On My Back And Suffice It To Say I Am One Ton Lighter And Therefore 2,000 Pounds Happier. All Houses Are Gone.

Mr. Burns Comes Out And Flips Cigar Ashes On His Shoes, And Makes Up About 90 Percent Of What You Hear.

Conceit Is Thinking You're Great; Egotism Is Knowing It.

I Have Worked With A Great Many Comedians As Opposed To Comics, Although I Have Worked With Comics As Well, I Make The Distinction.