My Philosophy Is To Take

I Don't Want To Be Able To See The Audience

Mr. Burns Comes Out And Flips Cigar Ashes On His Shoes, And Makes Up About 90 Percent Of What You Hear.

I Have Worked With A Great Many Comedians As Opposed To Comics, Although I Have Worked With Comics As Well, I Make The Distinction.

Everybody, Sooner Or Later, Will Have To Go Under The Knife. Let's Hope They Make Out As Well As I Did.

A Group Or An Artist Shouldn't Get His Money Until His Boss Gets His.