Marriage Is Really Tough Because

He's Just Always Positive. He's Always Smiling And He's Always Trying.

I Went Through Every Phone Book In Africa, And I Didn't Find One God Damned Pryor!

A Lie Is Profanity. A Lie Is The Worst Thing In The World. Art Is The Ability To Tell The Truth.

If I Ain't Horny, I Check To See If My Heart's Beatin'.

You Work Your Butt Off And Somebody Says You Can't Have Your Record Played Because It Offends Them. Tyrants Are Made Of Such Stuff.