Marriage Is A Triumph Of

I Don't Like To Play The Piano. It Makes Me Too Attractive.

[madame Nhu Was] The Sandra Dee Of South Vietnam. If I Were Cast On A Desert Island With Her, I Would Quickly Make Friends With The Natives.

I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because I Couldn't Bear To Tell The Story Of My Life All Over Again.

Once He Makes Up His Mind, He's Full Of Indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

I've Given Up Reading Books. I Find It Takes My Mind Off Myself.