Mark Twain Cannot Be Defined.

Lobbyists In Washington Are Making Six Figure Salaries Selling Our Government Out To The Corporate Interests And We Just Sit And Smile As If Nothing Is Happening While The Poor Folks Are Getting Poorer And Their Pharmaceutical Bills Rise.

There Was So Much To Learn And It Was All Fun. But The Best Part Was Getting A Laugh From An Audience. That Was Like Drowning In Candy.

[mark] Twain Was A Publisher. He Published General Grant's Memoirs (a Big Success) And Had A Hand In The Publishing Of Many Of His Own Books. He Would, I Think, Be Very Keen About The Question Of How A Book Would Sell.

I Think I May Drop Dead On The Stage Someday. I Hate To Think Of It. But It's Getting Tough On Me, The Travel. The Show, I Somehow Manage To Rise Up To It, You Know. But I Have No Desire To Retire.

[mark] Twain Is Pointing At You. You, The Reader Of The Book One Hundred And Thirty Years Ago And Today. That Is What Has Made It A Great American Novel And The Most Widely Read Book In American Literature Around The World Today.