Many A Woman Would Get

Worry Makes People Thin, Except When They Worry About Being Fat.

The Only Thing Worse Than Being On The Wrong Side Of An Argument Is To Be On The Right Side With No One Listening.

It's Not The Loss Of Life That Makes The Death Bitter -- It's The Obituaries.

Next Time A Man Tells You Talk Is Cheap, Ask Him If He Knows How Much A Session Of Congress Costs.

Some People Blow Their Top, But All People Blow Their Bottom.