Many A Girl Who Can't

Only One Man Has The Right To Boast, And That's The Man Who Never Does.

Communism Is A Form Of Society Where The Less People Have To Eat, The More They Have To Swallow.

Some Taxpayers Close Their Eyes, Some Stop Their Ears, Some Shut Their Mouths, But All Pay Through The Nose.

There's Only One Kind Of Common Sense But A Thousand Varieties Of Stupidity.

An Expert Is Someone Who Takes Something You Already Know And Makes It Sound Confusing.