Mankind Became Hysterical In The

Artists Have A Right To Be Modest And A Duty To Be Vain.

The Heroes Of Obtrusiveness, People With Whom No Soldier Would Lie Down In The Trenches, Though He Has To Submit To Being Interviewed By Them, Break Into Recently Abandoned Royal Castles So That They Can Report, "we Got There First!" It Would Be Far Less Shameful To Be Paid For Committing Atrocities Than For Fabricating Them.

A Man's Eroticism Is A Woman's Sexuality.

Social Reform Is The Desperate Decision To Remove Corns From A Person Suffering From Cancer.

A Man's Jealousy Is A Social Institution; A Woman's Prostitution Is An Instinct.