A Writer Is Someone Who

To Me All Men Are Equal: There Are Jackasses Everywhere, And I Have The Same Contempt For Them All.

One Cannot Dictate An Aphorism To A Typist. It Would Take Too Long.

The Development Of Technology Will Leave Only One Problem: The Infirmity Of Human Nature.

We Are Sacrificing Ourselves For Our Ready-made Goods; We Are Consumers And Live In Such A Way That The Means May Consume The End.

The Heroes Of Obtrusiveness, People With Whom No Soldier Would Lie Down In The Trenches, Though He Has To Submit To Being Interviewed By Them, Break Into Recently Abandoned Royal Castles So That They Can Report, "we Got There First!" It Would Be Far Less Shameful To Be Paid For Committing Atrocities Than For Fabricating Them.