Man Is Nature's Sole Mistake.

I've An Irritating Chuckle, I've A Celebrated Sneer, I've An Entertaining Snigger, I've A Fascinating Leer; To Everybody's Prejudice I Know A Thing Or Two; I Can Tell A Woman's Age In Half A Minute--and I Do

There's A Fascination Frantic In A Ruin That's Romantic.

It Isn't So Much What's On The Table That Matters, As What's On The Chairs.

Bind Up Their Wounds - But Look The Other Way.

Roll On, Thou Ball, Roll On! Through Pathless Realms Of Space, Roll On!