Man Does Not Control His

You Are Going Uruguay, And I'm Going My Way

Why, I'd Horse-whip You If I Had A Horse.

Don't Be Silly. I'll Write You Twice A Week.

Two Women At A Resort Discussed Dinner: "the Food Here Is Lousy," The First Noted. "you're Right! And Such Small Portions!!" The Second Added

I Hope They Bury Me Near A Strait Man