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As Shakespeare Said, There's Nothin' Cooler Than Droppin' The 'g's Off Of Gerunds!

The Worst Thing About Affirmative Action Is That It Encourages Reverse Discrimination, So-called Because It Goes In The Opposite Way Of How We Naturally Discriminate.

I'm A Satirist, So I've Got Boxing Gloves On If The Person Is Worthy Of Satire. But I'm Not An Assassin.

Everybody Loves Dogs. They're The Pizza Of The Animal Kingdom.

Can Accidentally Eating Halal Food Make You Muslim? Yes, The Same Way Drinking A Cosmo Can Make You Gay.