Magicians Are The Most Honest

Everyone Who Believes In Telekinesis, Raise My Hand.

The Only Difference Is That Religion Is Much Better Organized And Has Been Around Much Longer, But It's The Same Story With Different Characters And Different Costumes.

I Want To Be Cremated, And I Want My Ashes Blown In Uri Geller's Eyes.

I Am In A Very Peculiar Business: I Travel All Over The World Telling People What They Should Already Know.

Heroin Also Makes People Feel Better, But I Wouldn't Recommend Using Heroin.