Everyone Who Believes In Telekinesis,

Magicians Are The Most Honest People In The World; They Tell You They're Gonna Fool You, And Then They Do It.

The New Age? Its Just The Old Age Stuck In A Microwave Oven For Fifteen Seconds.

I Questioned Her Further, And Eventually Got To Talk To Her Doctor. And Her Doctor Sort Of Shook His Head And He Said, I Have Examined Her For Throat Cancer At Least 15 Times In The Past Few Years.

There Exists In Society A Very Special Class Of Persons That I Have Always Referred To As The Believers. These Are Folks Who Have Chosen To Accept A Certain Religion, Philosophy, Theory, Idea Or Notion And Cling To That Belief Regardless Of Any Evidence That Might, For Anyone Else, Bring It Into Doubt. They Are The Ones Who Encourage And Support The Fanatics And The Frauds Of Any Given Age. No Amount Of Evidence, No Matter How Strong, Will Bring Them Any Enlightenment. They Are The Sheep Who Beg To Be Fleeced And Butchered, And Who Will Battle Fiercely To Preserve Their Right To Be Victimized.

Paranormal Phenomena Have A Habit Of Going Away Whenever They Are Tested Under Rigorous Conditions. This Is Why The $1,000,000 Reward Of James Randi, Offered To Anyone Who Can Demonstrate A Paranormal Effect Under Proper Scientific Controls, Is Safe.