Magazines Are Another Medium I

A Bookstore Is One Of The Only Pieces Of Evidence We Have That People Are Still Thinking.

I Am So Busy Doing Nothing... That The Idea Of Doing Anything - Which As You Know, Always Leads To Something - Cuts Into The Nothing And Then Forces Me To Have To Drop Everything.

I'll Tell You One Thing, Since I'm Married, Single People Look Absolutely Ridiculous To Me.

Marriage Is Like A Game Of Chess Except The Board Is Flowing Water, The Pieces Are Made Of Smoke And No Move You Make Will Have Any Effect On The Outcome.

I Was The Best Man At The Wedding... If I'm The Best Man, Why Is She Marrying Him?