I Won't Do Something Unless

The Whole Object Of Comedy Is To Be Yourself And The Closer You Get To That, The Funnier You Will Be.

Yeah, Like Bizarro Superman, Superman's Exact Opposite, Who Lives In The Backwards Bizarro World. Up Is Down, Down Is Up, He Says Hello When He Leaves, Goodbye When He Arrives.

That's The True Spirit Of Christmas; People Being Helped By People Other Than Me.

I Know What I'm Doing, Just Show Me Somebody Naked.

If You Can't Be Kind, At Least Have The Decency To Be Vague.