Love: Woman's Eternal Spring And

Life Begins At 40 - But So Do Fallen Arches, Rheumatism, Faulty Eyesight, And The Tendency To Tell A Story To The Same Person, Three Or Four Times.

Marriage: A Souvenir Of Love.

Never Worry For Fear You Have Broken A Man's Heart; At The Worst It Is Only Sprained And A Week's Rest Will Put It In Perfect Working Condition Again.

It Is Easier To Keep Half A Dozen Lovers Guessing Than To Keep One Lover After He Has Stopped Guessing.

Ever Since Eve Started It All By Offering Adam The Apple, Woman's Punishment Has Been To Supply A Man With Food Then Suffer The Consequences When It Disagrees With Him.