Love Isn't A Decision. It's

I Hate Puppets So Much. I Dream About Puppets All Night. I See Strings On People. The Nice Thing Is We Can Just Take A Puppet And Put It In Front Of A Wall And Blow The Shit Out Of It.

Saying Goodbye Doesn't Mean Anything. It's The Time We Spent Together That Matters, Not How We Left It.

When I Was In Sixth Grade There Was A Talent Show, And I Wrote My First Sketch, 'the Dentist.' I Played The Dentist, And I Had My Friend Play A Patient. It Was Sort Of What Can Go Wrong At The Dentist, And I Just Remember I Had Lots Of Fake Blood And Everything.

Before The Church Responded, A Lot Of People Would Ask Us, 'are You Afraid Of What The Church Would Say?' And Trey And I Were Like, 'they're Going To Be Cool.' And They Were Like, 'no, They're Not. There Are Going To Be Protests.' And We Were Like, 'nope, They're Going To Be Cool.' We Weren't That Surprised By The Church's Response. We Had Faith In Them.

Any Job Is A Job. If You Have To Be Doing Something, Then You're Probably Not Enjoying It.