Love Is A Perky Elf

Fans Think They Want To See More Than The 10 To 20 Seconds Of Itchy And Scratchy That We Put On The Show, But My Feeling Is Less Is More. Once You've Skinned And Flayed A Cat, Ripped His Head Off, Made Him Drink Acid And Tied His Tongue To The Moon, There Really Isn't That Much To Say.

I Like My Beer Cold, My Tv Loud, And My Homosexuals Flaming.

Anxiety And Hostility Seem To Be A Great Part Of Good And Bad Humor. Examining Humor Too Closely Does Seem To Destroy It.

I Think People Who Work In Comedy And Humor Are Hesitant To Analyze It Too Much, Because You Feel Like If You Take It Apart, You'll Break It And Not Be Able To Put It Back Together Again.

A Lot Of People Believe That If Everybody Just Did What They Were Told - Obeyed - Everything Would Be Fine. But That's Not What Life Is All About. That's Not Real. It's Never Going To Happen.