Love Is A Fever Which

When A Man Tells Me He's Run Out Of Steam In The Sex Department, I'll Tell Him, 'count Your Blessings; You've Escaped From The Clutches Of A Cruel Tyrant. Enjoy!

The Ghastly Thing About Postal Strikes Is That After They Are Over, The Service Returns To Normal.

If You Would Have God Hear You When You Pray, You Must Hear Him When He Speaks.

The Man Who Is Brutally Honest Enjoys The Brutality Quite As Much As The Honesty. Possibly More.

God Punishes Us Mildly By Ignoring Our Prayers And Severely By Answering Them.