God Punishes Us Mildly By

The Seven Ages Of Man: Spills, Drills, Thrills, Bills, Ills, Pills And Wills.

The Ghastly Thing About Postal Strikes Is That After They Are Over, The Service Returns To Normal.

People Who Are Brutally Honest Get More Satisfaction Out Of The Brutality Than Out Of The Honesty.

Power Is A Drug On Which The Politicians Are Hooked. They Buy It From The Voters, Using The Voters' Own Money.

People Are Like Birds - From A Distance, Beautiful: From Close Up, Those Sharp Beaks, Those Beady Little Eyes.