Love And Peace To Everyone.

I Grew Up Having To Piss In A Bucket ’cos There Was No Indoor Shitter, And Now I Have These Computerised Japanese Super-loo Things That Have Heated Seats And Wash And Blow-dry Your Arse At The Touch Of A Button. Give It A Couple Of Years And I’ll Have A Bog With A Robot Arm That Pulls Out My Turds, So I Don’t Have To Strain.

It [retirement] Was Absolutely Boring. You Can't Go And Say, 'i'm Retired Now. That's It!' It Won't Take Long And You're Really Gone For Good And Someone Throws The Last Shovel Of Dirt On A Coffin With Your Name On It. That's The Moment You're Really Retiring - When You Die.

I Just Can't Wake From These Scary Dreams.

I'm About Caring, I'm About People, And I'm About Entertaining People. I'm A Family Man. A Husband. A Father. I've Been A Lot Of Other Things Over The Years, Which We Don't Really Want To Talk About.

All I Ever Wanted To Do Was To Do Something Good So That My Parents Could Be Proud Of Me.