Look, I'm In The Top

If All Babies Are So Cute, How The Hell Do We Have So Many Ugly People In The World?

If You're Scarde To Fail, You Don't Deserve To Be Successful.

When You Get Arrested It's In Big Letters. When You Get Acquitted It's In Small Letters.

I Can Be Bought. If They Paid Me Enough, I'd Work For The Klan.

Most Sportswriters Don't Know Their Ass From A Hole In The Ground.