Look, I Have Never Made

I'm A Pessimist By Nature. A Pot Head, But A Pessimist.

I Think I Know Now Why We Are Occupying Iraq. In Case We Have To Sell America And Move To A Smaller Country.

We've Been On A Long Break And I've Just Been Kicking Back, Doing Nothing. Like Our Government.

I Wouldn't Touch A Hot Dog Unless You Put A Condom On It! You Realize That The Job Of A Hot Dog Is To Use Parts Of The Animal That The Chinese Can't Figure Out How To Make Into A Belt?

There Are Two Things That You Have To Lie To Get Through. One Is Politics, And The Other Is Marriage.