Look Eye! Always Look Eye!

Only In America Could You Get Away With The Kind Of Comedy I Did.

I've Been Working On My Autobiography, Just Pecking Away In Longhand. The More You Write, The More You Remember. The More You Remember, The More Detail You Recall. It's Not All Pleasant!

I Began In An Era Where Four-letter Words Were Not Allowed.

Canvas. J.c. Penney. $3.98. You Like?

I Don't Know Of Any Other Creature On Earth Other Than Man That Will Sit In A Corner And Cry Because Of Some Painful Experience In The Past.